This Aircraft is Now Ready to Depart
The cabin door is now closed, and further use of your electronic devices is prohibited at this time. Please review the inflight checklist, and make sure you have three updated copies the following: your deployment orders, your will and power-of-attorney, advanced medical directives, immunization and medical history summary, financial planning worksheet, and family contact information worksheet. In the event that we have to land in usecured territory, ammunition will be issued.
At all times durring the flight, you must ensure that all of your carry-on bags are properly stowed, your seatbelt is fastened, and that there are no loose objects about you in the cabin, as we are expecting severe turbulence…
We hope you enjoy your flight.