No, sweetie. You just need to make it through your Particular Judgment. Which leads to nausea-inducing point number three…
3. All of the FEDGOV pension money is totally being raided. I picked up on a Market-Ticker.org thread that the way the FEDGOV is keeping from “hitting the debt ceiling” is by raiding the TSP accounts, which stand for “Thrift Savings Accounts”. Those are all of the retirement accounts of government employees, basically government 401ks. Yeah. The Obama regime raids the TSP accounts, leaves an I.O.U., and it washes out on the balance sheet since it is all “gubmint”, and thus the “debt ceiling” is not breached.
These morons, including the Benghazi survivors, are selling out in order to salvage their precious, precious pensions which have zero chance of paying out, and the money **may already be gone anyway**. You can’t make this stuff up. Centuries from now, you know what historians are going to look back and say? It will be something like, “These people were so bleeping stupid and PATHETIC that they deserved everything they got in spades.”
4. Yes, my supernova analogy would have been so much better if I had assumed that the supernova resulted in a black hole, not a white dwarf. Yes. Absolutely. This is all going to end in a black, sucking vortex of subatomic carnage. What was I thinking? Must be the exhaust fumes from the Van Down By The River getting to me.
5. A reader sent in this quote from KGB defector Yuri Bezmenov. A full interview of Bezmenov recorded in the early 1980’s (I think) is widely available on YouTube. The regime isn’t censoring these things because the vast majority of people are too stupid to listen to anything that lasts more than seven seconds. But, I’ll let Bezmenov sum it up. This is the KGB’s definition of “ideological subversion”:
“To change the perception of reality, of every American, to such an extent that despite the abundance of information no one is able to come to sensible conclusions in the interest of defending themselves, their families, their community, and their countrymen.”
6. Now something pretty. Sigh.