Today is Friday the 13th, and we knew our bad luck had started this morning as soon as we heard the heartbreaking news that a flaming asteroid hadn’t smacked into last night’s Democrat debate. Meaning all ten candidates were able to further expound on their plans to kill the economy, our freedoms and, of course, lots and lots of babies.We haven’t completely caught up on their latest round of claptrap yet, but we have been reading the specifics of what Elizabeth Warren (whose popularity is skyrocketing in the prestigious Totem Poll) has in mind if elected – and it’s way worse than anything Jason Voorhees could do with a machete.
President Liz (presumably in full feathered headdress) would introduce a concept she calls “accountable capitalism,” which the Wall Street Journal succinctly summarizes as a plan which is “an assault on retiree wealth” which would “destroy savings built over a lifetime and sink the economy.”
