Cal Cunningham Threatens to Unseat John Edwards As North Carolina’s Horniest Democrat
Cal Cunningham, the Democratic Party’s controversial nominee for Senate in North Carolina, is threatening to unseat disgraced former Sen. John Edwards (D., N.C.) as the horniest Democrat in the history of the Tar Heel State.
Cunningham, a married father of two, has gone into hiding since becoming embroiled in an extramarital sex scandal that has grown increasingly problematic with each passing day as new information comes to light. On Tuesday, for example, the Associated Press spoke to one of Cunningham’s alleged mistresses, Arlene Guzman Todd, who confirmed that the two had “weird” sexual relations in Cunningham’s home in North Carolina.
Guzman Todd, who is herself married, also confirmed the authenticity of text messages in which she acknowledged having “naked photos” of the Senate candidate in her possession. The text exchanges, between Guzman Todd and an unnamed friend, reveal that the secret lovers were in contact as recently as August, when Guzman Todd said she wished Cunningham a happy birthday. “I want to unwrap you today,” the candidate responded.
According to the texts, Guzman Todd was growing frustrated with her relationship with Cunningham, whom she described as “not even cute enough for me” and not deserving of her “p—y.” She also described “trying to make plans to see the politician so I can give him the f— of his life and then walk away.”
Guzman Todd, who is married to Army Sergeant Jeremy Todd, said the affair with Cunningham, an officer in the Army Reserve, occurred “during a period of marital separation,” and apologized for her “lapse in judgment.” The U.S. military considers adultery to be “unacceptable conduct” that could be “service discrediting.” On Wednesday, the Army Reserve said it had opened an investigation into Cunningham, who has frequently invoked his service in an effort to portray himself as the “integrity” candidate.
I’m just surprised that adultry is considered unacceptable conduct in the world we live in now.
I figured there would be a medal for that.The alternative republican is in big pharma’s pocket but I figured on voting a straight republican ticket anyhow. Sad the choices they give us.
Guzman Todd Sounds like a really sleazy piece of work too. Being attracted to trash like that speaks even louder about Cunningham.