Confederate Flag Kills 7 At Alabama Shopping Mall

Seven people were killed this morning when a Confederate flag walked into an Alabama shopping mall and started shooting.

According to local reports, the flag entered Cherrywood Mall outside Huntsville armed with two AK-47 assault rifles, a P 228 handgun and several grenades. It immediately proceeded to unload its ordinance on unsuspecting shoppers.

In addition to those killed, 23 people were injured and are currently being treated in area emergency rooms. Several are in critical condition and not expected to survive.

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phil
phil
9 years ago

since we live in the age of absurdity, you can get some news network to pick this satire up and they would believe it as truth, if it comes out of Salon, media matters, huffington puffinting post,etc,and then it would go out to all the major networks thinking it factual without them ever investigating if its a fraud, the people are past the point of being dumb, they have become mentally handicapped and know absolutely nothing. its the age of mental retardation because of to much fluoride and chlorine in the water supply.