Another example proving that the rule of law is not in effect in our nation. The theft of private property and its redistribution to JP Morgan Chase by Jon Corzine and Jamie Dimon will have no punitive consequences. The people who have lost their segregated account assets have been shown the same level of treatment as GM bondholders. As the number of firms which have stolen segregated funds increases (PFG Best and Sentinel Group), the advantageous relationships with the most corrupt administration in our nation’s history becomes more emboldened.
But arrogance has a drawback: when the people realize their wealth and property is not secure, retribution will replace redistribution.
In what should be the biggst non-news of the day, the NYT is reporting that not only will Jon Corzine not face any criminal prosecution for vaporizing hundreds of millions in client money (which subsequently condensed in the JPM middle office), but will in fact be launching … wait for it… a hedge fund. “A criminal investigation into the collapse of the brokerage firm MF Global and the disappearance of about $1 billion in customer money is now heading into its final stage without charges expected against any top executives. After 10 months of stitching together evidence on the firm’s demise, criminal investigators are concluding that chaos and porous risk controls at the firm, rather than fraud, allowed the money to disappear, according to people involved in the case.” And algos… And glitches… And faulty software installs… And some junior person who has long since left the company… and, and, and, lots and lots of passive voice… Because in the Banana republic of the crave, no bundles can ever go to jail, no matter how heinous the crime, which is not to say other places are better: in Thailand you shoot your secretary in the stomach during dinner with an Uzi and you don’t even pay a $600 fine. But at least it puts things in perspective. So what is next in store for this former man of power? “Mr. Corzine, in a bid to rebuild his image and engage his passion for trading, is weighing whether to start a hedge fund, according to people with knowledge of his plans. He is currently trading with his family’s wealth. If he is successful as a hedge fund manager, it would be the latest career comeback for a man who was ousted from both the top seat at Goldman Sachs and the New Jersey governor’s mansion.” So will Jon will be buying Italian bonds? We don’t know. Ask him yourself.
Of course, the question remains: instead of launching Corzined LP with all those superfluous costs to cover such unnecessary items as such as legal and compliance, just fire away with a 100x levered ETF buying only Italian bonds with a ticker VPRZ.