G20 Ends Abruptly As Obama Calls Putin A Jackass

The rest of the world is now seeing Obama for the spoiled child that he is. Voting for a man because of his race (or half race) or white guilt has put the world on course for a global war. What a national disgrace to have Obama represent the United States. Even if the story below is satire from the New Yorker.

David DeGerolamo

From Borowitz Report:

Hopes for a positive G20 summit crumbled today as President Obama blurted to Russia’s Vladimir Putin at a joint press appearance, “Everyone here thinks you’re a jackass.”

The press corps appeared stunned by the uncharacteristic outburst from Mr. Obama, who then unleashed a ten-minute tirade at the stone-faced Russian President.

“Look, I’m not just talking about Snowden and Syria,” Mr. Obama said. “What about Pussy Riot? What about your anti-gay laws? Total jackass moves, my friend.”

As Mr. Putin narrowed his eyes in frosty silence, Mr. Obama seemed to warm to his topic.

“If you think I’m the only one who feels this way, you’re kidding yourself,” Mr. Obama said, jabbing his finger in the direction of the Russian President’s face. “Ask Angela Merkel. Ask David Cameron. Ask the Turkish guy. Every last one of them thinks you’re a dick.”

Shortly after Mr. Obama’s volcanic performance, Mr. Putin released a terse official statement, reading, “I should be afraid of this skinny man? I wrestle bears.”

After one day of meetings, the G20 nations voted unanimously on a resolution that said maybe everyone should just go home.

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Gina
Gina
11 years ago

Too bad this isn’t true! Made me laugh though!!

BrockTownsend
11 years ago
Reply to  Gina

Yup!:)

David Forward
11 years ago

A rather nice fantasy, our Emperor showing some real brass cajones outside the grasp of Valerie Jarrett and his other handlers. However, we know it’s satire as the Emperor still has all of his teeth in place — Putin would have decked the pussy/dick whipped clown for trying to humiliate him in public (or in private for that matter).

John Gordon
John Gordon
11 years ago

Wow. You know this is a joke, right?