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If you want extra points, try the following:
1. Ketchup for blood.
2. Chocolate syrup of diarrhea.
3. Add an Obama mask for the Obola variant.
4. Add a golf club for the Obama Ebola golf course strategy.
5. Add padding around the buttocks for the Michelle Obola variant.
6. Add a clipboard for 100% immunity from Ebola.
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David DeGerolamo
Why would Christians “celebrate” Halloween?
Because Christians have lost their way? The same reasoning could be said for Christmas. Christ was born in the Fall but the Winter Solstice celebrations were continued. Christmas trees? Holly?
Another consequence of politically correct pulpits. In most cases, people are not celebrating all Hallows’ Eve or the Day of the Dead because they do not know the underlying symbolism.