Following the release of the latest chapter in the Indiana Jones series, Hollywood producers worry they’re running out of cherished classic movie heroes to turn into sad, pathetic, old failures.
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Disney producers have announced they’re also searching for more old characters to turn into sad parodies of themselves.
“Luke Skywalker was a hero for the ages,” Lucasfilm Producer Kathleen Kennedy told reporters. “We’re proud of the way we took his character and just ground it into dust, poured gasoline on the dust, lit that dust on fire, and then urinated on the ashes before shoveling up the remains and flushing them down the toilet, after which we condemned everyone who hated what we did to the character as a racist. Ha! Classic!”
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Who cares? It has been a leftist, pedophile-promoting septic tank for many years. Anathema sit.
Heros are important. Hollywierd is just destroying those heroes. Reference Star Wars, Lord of the Rings and so on. Modern myths but heroes none the less. Do you think Homers Illiad really happened?
Marxists destroying everything to promote THEIR GOD The STATE (Satan)
Yeah, but “Babylonbee.com? They are big on satire “news” and “articles”. So….anything in the above ‘story’ should be seen as snarky, biting commentary.
Just a heads up.
And like ALL Sources of Information MUST be evaluated to its quality.
Sometimes the Court Jester can tell the truth without the King lopping off his head.
Thus, my reply above that Marxists must destroy all traditional heroes.
I would hope that all readers understand the Babylon Bee and how they use satire to make their point.
Having read chat board comments over the years, many readers do not know Babylon Bee is satire. They grab it as some alt news source and repost it as fact. It is like warning signs are needed in our highly edumacated society.
IT AINT HOLY WATER: Good Boy Here is a couple of modern day hero’s.
EEEEKKKK, where’s the Eye Bleach…