It can be so confusing, trying to figure out which of the 437 Christian denominations you want to join. In fact, scientists believe there are almost as many denominations as there are genders. That’s a lot of different ways to do church!
Luckily, we’re here to help you sort through them all. Here are the pros and cons of each of the major Christian denominations:
Baptist
Pro: Potlucks
Con: Diabetes
Presbyterian
Pro: Majestic old hymns that cause your soul to rejoice in God’s glory
Con: You are not allowed to move a single muscle while rejoicing in God’s glory
Lutheran
Pro: LCMS
Con: ELCA
Catholic
Pro: Pope John Paul II
Con: Pope Francis
Non-Denominational
See: Baptist
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We joined a Baptist church when we moved to Az. our friends were members. Not what I thought it would be, we left a couple of years after joining.
Join none of them, they are all apostate.
Pursue the Hebraic Perspective and you’ll find the One true God and His Salvation through Yeshua, His Son, and indwelled with the Ruach.
Many have been baptized by water, how many by His Holy Spirit, that now dwells within?
I am not a member of a church. I believe in the doctrine of Jesus Christ, the only Son of God. Where two or three are gathered together in the Name of God, I will be the mist of them also. I pray once a day for the people of the earth, and for my family. God, family, and country is my motto.
Especially do not join any church that has 5013c non profit status. Separation of church and state has been corrupted by LBJ.
stop wasting your time. read the bible do what it says. stop with the foolish doctrines and dogmas of man. follow Gods instructions and take personal responsibility for your faith.
Agree
Find a fellowship that doesn’t use a black sharpie to highlight Scripture.
Best non 501c3 minister I know is Chuck Baldwin in Montana. He has a website