Recipe of the Week: Globalist Political Casserole (2021)

h/t James Wesley Rawles of survivalblog.com

Ingredients

To celebrate the new year, we are presenting the following parody recipe sent to us by SurvivalBlog reader M.S.U. for his Globalist Political Casserole (2021). Note that this is not a typical recipe for SurvivalBlog.

• 1 President-Elect, Brain-Fried, Thoroughly Senile
• 1 Vice President-Elect, Marxist, Over-Ambitious, Fully Co-opted, and Clarified
• 2 Houses of Congress, Braised until their two party ingredients are indistinguishable.
• 3 Low-Interest Rate Economic Recoveries, julienned into very long strips. (Can be substituted with fake economic recoveries.)
• 7 Major Religious Denominations, De-Backboned, Homogenized, and Whipped
• A Half-Dozen Social Media Outlets, with Socialist Agendas Thoroughly Stirred-In
• 3 Soured Legacy Mass Media Networks
• 1 Communist News Network (CNN), Half-Baked
• 1 Fox News Network, Turned Over Easy, with Plenty of Green
• 1 Drudge Report, Freshly Dredged in Globalist Whitewash
• 50 States, (with 49 Governors Browned to serve up Compliant Statist Lockdowns.)
• 9 Supreme Court Justices, Riot-Shakened (Or alternatively: 15 Justices, packed liberally.)
• 12 Federal Reserve Bankster Governors, Non-accountable and stewed since 1913.
• 1 Generally Dumb Public, Well-stirred by Mass Media to a Flat, Dull Consistency
• 1 Pandemic, pre-heated and over-hyped for 9 months, left simmering
• 2 Re-hashed Media Dilettante Doctors (Choose from Fauci, Brix, et cetera),
• 2 Shots of Over-Rushed Vaccine
• A large dollop of election fraud.
• A dash of Zoom, Skype, Google Hangouts, or Face Time.

Read the directions for preparation here

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