Ted Cruz was right about “New York Values” …

In NYC, pay phones become free Wi-Fi hotspots

… and masturbation stations

What happens in the hotspot stays in the hotspot.

Hot Octopuss, a sex toy company, provides Internet for anyone who wants to relieve a little stress.

This month will see the first rollout of LinkNYC’s free Wi-Fi hotspots in New York City, which are set to replace nearly 7,500 neglected public telephones. Along with this experimental urban upgrade, New Yorkers can also expect to see another pay phone replacement idea: a “GuyFi” booth where men can “relieve stress” with a laptop and chair behind a privacy curtain.

Last week, a sex toy company called Hot Octopuss converted an unused phone booth at 28th Street and 5th Avenue into its GuyFi chamber of self-love by adding a black privacy curtain, a chair, and a laptop with high-speed Internet. Clearly playing on the buzz about LinkNYC’s upgrades to New York’s pay phone infrastructure, Hot Octopuss sent out a press release explaining that this was all about health:

According to Time Out, a remarkable 39% of New Yorkers “self-soothe” in the workplace to alleviate stress. Hot Octopuss has created the GuyFi booth to take this habit out of the office and into a more suitable environment designed to give the busy Manhattan man the privacy, and the high-speed Internet connection, he deserves.

The company reported that at least 100 men used the booth on its opening day last week. Of course, public masturbation is illegal—and a rep from Hot Octopuss told Mashable, “We may be insinuating that these booths could be used in whichever way anyone would like to ‘self soothe,’ [but] the brand is not actively encouraging people to masturbate in public as that is an illegal offense.” No word on how fast the Internet connection was, or whether there would be any efforts to help women “self soothe” at a rate equal to men in the workplace.

Full story at ArsTechnica

    
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watcher
watcher
9 years ago

Babylon.
Nineveh.
Revolting.

freethinker69
9 years ago

it’s a hoax story, you idiot.