In what will surely become a national crisis designed to distract us from the Obamacare collapse, TSA agents are now actively profiling monkeys. Even worse, they have narrowed their discrimination to a small sect call “Sock Monkeys”. This dangerous sect of monkeys have been linked by the Obama administration to an al Qaeda cell in El Paso. Several high profile members have been placed on the “no fly” list and the most radical members have even been linked to the Tea Party.
And this is why we will win. Because in the end, the other side is only fighting for power and greed. They must continually buy their people’s loyalty, have minimal or no skill sets, and as shown in the above satire, they have no respect from sentient people.
Does anyone think the side who is disarming sock monkeys is credible? Power corrupts absolutely but only as long as we allow it.
David DeGerolamo
TSA Seizes Sock Monkey’s Toy Gun
TSA agents in St. Louis, Missouri, disarmed Rooster Monkburn, a cowboy sock money, of his two-inch toy gun after a woman brought the stuffed monkey through security. Agents said that it posed a threat because it could be confused for a real gun, according to local reports.
“[The agent] said ‘this is a gun,’” said Phyllis May, recounting the experience to fly back to her home in Washington state. “I said no, it’s not a gun it’s a prop for my monkey.”
Sorry May, common sense isn’t part of the communist take over plan.