Why I Love Appalachia

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Eve of War
Eve of War
19 hours ago

Priceless, absolutely priceless. This young Lady could sell ice to Eskimoes. LOVE the “homey” sound of that accent. Made my day, it did.

Al Buckner
Al Buckner
18 hours ago

Felt like I was down home….lol

49%mfer
49%mfer
18 hours ago

She would not need a hand-held cattle prod to keep me in line.
Just sayin’.

Paulo
Paulo
18 hours ago

I understood everything she said
except the part about …”gettem him in the nuggets”…
🙂

phil1350
phil1350
17 hours ago
Reply to  Paulo

well, just look below you lower abs and that’s where you will find them!!!!!

strider777
strider777
4 hours ago
Reply to  phil1350

Hopefully.

Montanastranger
Montanastranger
16 hours ago
Reply to  Paulo

Your pills, junk, the twins, the ding-ding, the naughty bits,

Lori G
Lori G
11 hours ago

I’m a farmer, and we have one of these. Cattle prods provide pain but do not disable, and they end up making the animal/person more angry than before.

DWEEZIL THE WEASEL
DWEEZIL THE WEASEL
3 hours ago
Reply to  Lori G

Thank you. Keep in mind that to use one of these or any other stun device, you must get up close and personal with the aggressor. That means he/she can take that thing away from you or hurt you with a weapon of your own. And, if you are carrying one and, given the circumstances (God forbid) have to employ deadly force to save your life, I guarantee you, some zealous prosecutor will be after you for manslaughter, since: “…you could’ve used the stun gun first!” Not to mention the “family” of the dear departed are going to sue, which they will probably do anyway.
Since I am a retired Peace Officer and live in a firearm-friendly state, I prefer to carry a concealed firearm. I also carry a “get off me” edged weapon. Pepper spray (which blows back on you) and stun guns have big limitations. For those of you living in gun-hating Blue Hives who cannot carry a firearm, at least invest in a small, fixed-blade knife and know how to use it. Bleib ubrig.

Toxicavenger
Toxicavenger
10 hours ago

She keeps sayin’, “Getcha one” and all I can think of is a cute little crazy redneck girl…

Joe Blow
Joe Blow
10 hours ago

My youngests best friend is dating a girl thats just like that, except even cuter, with an even sweeter voice.
Git you some GRITS!

Michael
Michael
7 hours ago
Reply to  Joe Blow

A gal like that can be the sweetest most loyal lady in your life.

IF treated with honor and respect.

Or you might find yourselves bleeding to death from losing your manhood in the swamp if you try some drunken foolishment.

She’ll never be a “yes, Dear” wife accepting harsh words from us and some of us like that kind of real partner in life.

Riddle
Riddle
6 hours ago

I’m so thankful that back when I was a child my mom carried a wooden spoon in her purse only because that thing wasn’t available yet.