Are You the Toughest Badass?

https://losangeles.craigslist.org/lac/lab/d/los-angeles-looking-for-the-toughest/7855988182.html

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Looking for the toughest badasses in the city (los angeles)

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compensation: $6500 – $12500 depending on experience

employment type: contract

experience level: no experience required

job title: Operator

relocation assistance availableSEEKING EXTREMELY TOUGH, BRAVE MEN FOR NEW CREW IM BUILDING

compensation: $6500 – $12500 per week

We are forming a select team of THE TOUGHEST dudes in the area. This unit will be activated only when the situation demands it — BUT YOU GET PAID EVERY WEEK NO MATTER WHAT. high-pressure, high-risk, no room for hesitation. We need individuals who do not break, panic, or fold under stress and are basically all around kickass dudes

Physical strength/speed/conditioning is important, but mental toughness is everything. If you’re not the biggest guy in the room but you’re the one people follow when things go bad — that’s who we’re looking for

We’re recruiting those who are already HARD, badass and ready for confrontation when necessary HOWEVER we can train you if necessary

WHAT WE’RE LOOKING FOR:

Mental toughness – You keep a level head under pressure. You don’t panic.

Bravery – You face danger head-on. You don’t hesitate.

Reliability – You show up when it counts. No excuses, no disappearing acts.

Strength (mental & physical) – You can endure discomfort, pain, stress — and stay focused.

Team discipline – You work well under leadership and with others. You know when to lead, when to follow, and how to keep cool when things get hairy

BONUS EXPERIENCE:

Military (except for marines, we don’t work with marines anymore, long story), law enforcement, or private security background, Background in crisis situations, tactical response, or high-intensity roles, Experience facing trained opposition (military or otherwise)

TO APPLY:
Send your name, contact number, and be prepared to talk to us on the phone about what makes you one of the toughest, most fearless, most capable men in the city. on the phone please be prepared to provide real examples — situations you’ve handled, adversity you’ve overcome, anything that proves your toughness and reliability — if you don’t have real world experience please be prepared to explain why you have a badass mentality and how you think you can help our crew take down scores and get jobs done. we will respond with a time for a followup phone interview. all races/genders/orientations are welcome

This isn’t for everyone.
No quitters. No cowards. No weak links.
If you can’t handle serious pressure, don’t reply.
If you’re built for it — we want to hear from you.

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General 'Buck' Turgidson
General 'Buck' Turgidson
4 months ago

Honey pot trap?

Jane Tzilvelis
Jane Tzilvelis
4 months ago

Ok. Things looking clearer to me. I don’t know if the “apolitical” elites are funding this horror or Dems or both. There are lots of videos on YouTube from some man named Shahid Bolsen. The YouTube site is called Middle Nation. He is an intellectual telling Americans about their sins. Some of his rhetoric makes sense when you first listen to it but after listening closely to a few videos you can catch how he generalizes Americans and white people. I will not listen anymore. Who owns YouTube? This is scary. YouTube posting lots of hate America rhetoric.

TakeAHardLook
TakeAHardLook
4 months ago
Reply to  Jane Tzilvelis

Never forget!

Jane Tzilvelis
Jane Tzilvelis
4 months ago
Reply to  TakeAHardLook

Amen.

Pastor Guest
Pastor Guest
4 months ago

Why not send a handful of undercover SEALS to sign up in order to take names and gather intel?

peter paranzino
peter paranzino
4 months ago

Recons marines would be happy to take this job while on TDY make some extra money and to gather names an intel and break a few bodies in the mean-time..:-)

sundancer
sundancer
4 months ago

Instead of using the response of teargas, rubber bullets, etc., I wonder why the acoustic weapons aren’t used to disperse the crowds. No permanent damage and no one remains in place when the cycles are started. That’s phase one. If they return, then whatever causes the Havana Syndrome is next for phase two.

TakeAHardLook
TakeAHardLook
4 months ago
Reply to  sundancer

What? Water cannons are racist?

DWEEZIL THE WEASEL
DWEEZIL THE WEASEL
4 months ago
Reply to  sundancer

Good point. However, the use of such non-lethal weapons would need the approval of civilian politicians, unless they were deployed by the NG. I cannot see Newsome or Bass authorizing such effective crowd control devices.

Steiner
Steiner
4 months ago
Reply to  sundancer

I liked what the Japanese did. Sprayed every rioter with indelible ink, tracked them down easily since they were marked. Throw in a little skunk scent so no one will take them in.

TakeAHardLook
TakeAHardLook
4 months ago

One hundred sixty-eight grains always has the right of way.

Irod Folsom
Irod Folsom
4 months ago
Reply to  TakeAHardLook

I love 168!

blm_terrorists
blm_terrorists
4 months ago

Funny, they didn’t say anything about health insurance/medical coverage. Hoping what they really should cover is funeral expenses.

phil1350
phil1350
4 months ago

this should be sent over to the FBI or NSA for full investigation as to which NGO communist group put up the ad, this is outright sedition and treason.

Fido
Fido
4 months ago

It’s quite telling that “we don’t work with marines anymore”.