The urge to drop a deuce is seen on FJB’s face, plain as day. He desperately wants to sit on the porcelain throne but–last minute–he realizes that the bowl isn’t there!
Dang! What to do? This requires quick thinking!
Order (to self): ” Just let it go! I’m wearing a mil-spec Depends, with HyperWicking Technology™ and SureGrip Elastic™. ”
No worries! Let ‘er rip, and blame the accompanying odor on Jill, or Macron, or…”Hey! It smells like it’s low tide here, is it?”
Recall, when FJB stunk up the Vatican; the Pope bailed early on the remaining festivities and some poor Italian custodian had the dubious honor of cleaning out the Vatican bathroom.
Holy Shit, indeed!
So there were four pieces of s*** in attendance; macron, slipcover jill, pedo joey, and his trouser-bound deuce. Way to keep it classy. I guess the presidential motorcade is now equipped with a mobile shower and changing table unit. He needs a special detachment of guards equipped with cans of Lysol, operating as the Reekret Service.
And this fullsome spectacle is, ultimately, what those who made the ultimate sacrifice on D-Day fought for. Are you angry yet?
ozark homesteader
1 year ago
Biden’s opinion of Americans.
Relic 13
1 year ago
It’s also a move to break bouts of tachycardia. Either way not good.
The urge to drop a deuce is seen on FJB’s face, plain as day. He desperately wants to sit on the porcelain throne but–last minute–he realizes that the bowl isn’t there!
Dang! What to do? This requires quick thinking!
Order (to self): ” Just let it go! I’m wearing a mil-spec Depends, with HyperWicking Technology™ and SureGrip Elastic™. ”
No worries! Let ‘er rip, and blame the accompanying odor on Jill, or Macron, or…”Hey! It smells like it’s low tide here, is it?”
Recall, when FJB stunk up the Vatican; the Pope bailed early on the remaining festivities and some poor Italian custodian had the dubious honor of cleaning out the Vatican bathroom.
Holy Shit, indeed!
that is one creative dialogue….!!! good job.
This demented puppet should be in handcuffs.
So there were four pieces of s*** in attendance; macron, slipcover jill, pedo joey, and his trouser-bound deuce. Way to keep it classy. I guess the presidential motorcade is now equipped with a mobile shower and changing table unit. He needs a special detachment of guards equipped with cans of Lysol, operating as the Reekret Service.
And this fullsome spectacle is, ultimately, what those who made the ultimate sacrifice on D-Day fought for. Are you angry yet?
Biden’s opinion of Americans.
It’s also a move to break bouts of tachycardia. Either way not good.