In a world full of unimaginable absurdity, we spend a lot of time thinking about the future… and to where all of this insanity leads.
“Future Headline Friday” is our satirical take of where the world is going if it remains on its current path. While our satire may be humorous and exaggerated, rest assured that everything we write is based on actual events, news stories, personalities, and pending legislation.
September 1, 2029: Fed’s New CDBC “FedCoin” Hacked After Just Six Days
Neither the Treasury Department nor Federal Reserve have commented on the issues with the brand-new FedCoin system since it went offline over 36 hours ago.
But what we have been able to gather so far is that the problems started six days after the launch of the highly touted digital currency meant to replace the US dollar.
Rumors on the dark web began to swirl that a hacker group calling itself Reserve Raiders had infiltrated the FedCoin servers, and transferred itself $10 billion.
He he, Ha ha! well done, Raiders, keep up the great work Keep adding zeros till you bankrupt the government!
Satire, title of Zerohedge article should have told you that.
“Future Headlines”.
But one could hope they find such problems when (not if) they deploy this wunderkind economic weapon against freedom loving peoples.
Don’t think that this will stop them from implementing this abomination. After all…any losses from such conduct…by criminals both inside and outside the Fed Gov…will be covered by taking assets from US…their intended victims.
Too bad it’s satire. Would love to see the fed with egg on their face.
… in other news, conspiracy theorists who stockpiled gold and silver still seem to have all their money. Researchers are baffled…