Kimmel Is Gone

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Jack Lamberson
Jack Lamberson
1 month ago

finally

General 'Buck' Turgidson
General 'Buck' Turgidson
1 month ago

Sooooo SWEEEET to hear this. FYI–the General in the past was a high-level creative in the Disney organization some years ago… and from my observation even then, the entire Disney organization was dominated by fagalas, lesbians and radical leftist nut jobs. So Jimmy finally, finally went over the edge and screwed the pooch. live on television. I can Imagine the telephones melting down in Burbank in Bob Iger’s office. I can imagine the emergency meetings held–the results of emergency focus groups. And I can imagine the the reaction of the massive corporations threatening to pull out of advertising deals–which BTW account for hundreds of billions of dollars per year. And on top of all of this, I wonder just how may cancellations streamed in today at the Disney resorts and cruise lines (all a freakin’ waste of your money FYI).

So the little loud-mouthed rat got his ticket pulled today. SWEEET! And so goes all the jobs (nearly all leftists) of those associated with his show. Just to let you know a top comedy writer will make 50k or more PER WEEK (plus residuals) writing for this little ass-wipe-twerp. You’re looking at a show with an annual budget over 50 millions dollars up in smoke. And the leftist chuckle-heads who wrote all the jokes and played grab-ass with Jimmy are now on the streets looking for work (in a very diminished entertainment market right now). I can visualize talentless Bob Iger, President of Disney right now–massive bags under his eyes, blood pouring out of his ears, watching the stock values plummet ever further. And outside his office, his minions (yes men) are scurrying up and down the top floor halls trying to figure out how to salvage this situation because despite dumping Kimmel–it’s only going to get worse.

Let me clue you all reading this in on a fact… if I were clone Walt Disney from a sample of his genes. And If I were to download his total consciousness and talent into this clone of a man… say 30 years old. Then if I stuck some of his original artwork under his arm in a portfolio and let him off at the gate of the studio–he could not get a job there.

Grok that please.

Last edited 1 month ago by General 'Buck' Turgidson
TakeAHardLook
TakeAHardLook
1 month ago

Yes, the slimy worm Kimmel is their Dylan Mulvaney!
By God! How I do love swimming in an ocean of Leftard (communist) tears.
I think I’ll do a few laps of my backstroke, then open a cold bottle of Bud Lite Rolling Rock.

General 'Buck' Turgidson
General 'Buck' Turgidson
1 month ago
Reply to  TakeAHardLook

Try the Asahi Super Dry–for some taste of the Samurai.

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
1 month ago

Wait….I think I feel a tear coming….wait….wait………NOPE! Adam Corolla must be laughing his ass off tonight.

Big Ruckus D
Big Ruckus D
1 month ago
Reply to  MrLiberty

I don’t understand how Carolla and this manlet douchebag Kimmel can be buddies. Maybe this will finally cause Carolla to get wise and dump this chump.

kal kal
kal kal
1 month ago

good riddance, leftie!

Phil1350
Phil1350
1 month ago

Now this useless perverted POS can finally return to the Las Vegas Strip where he made his debut asking girls if they want to rub or feel his dirty crotch .

Crawfisher
Crawfisher
1 month ago

Never forget he did s BLACK FACE gag

Randolph Scott
Randolph Scott
1 month ago

I never liked him. I hope he just goes home, shuts his mouth.

tom finley
tom finley
1 month ago

Earshot – The Charlie Kirk Murder – by George Webb I believe this is the likely scenario of the shooting..

Towasi
Towasi
1 month ago

I 100% support his free speech.
I 100% support the consequences of free speech.

Big Ruckus D
Big Ruckus D
1 month ago

I think it worth pointing out that officially, his show was *suspended*. I highly suspect that ABC is intending to bring him back after a hiatus to let things “cool off”, indeed the assumption that the masses at large will be focused on another distraction in a few weeks, and then they can out this humorless back back in the air.

You can bet the network will be trying to strong arm it’s affiliates to get back in line. While I don’t known what leverage they have, being a network affiliate is a contractual matter, and they’ll be under pressure from ABC to adhere to that contract. Just pointing out that this may not actually be the end of Kimmel’s show, so prepare to be disappointed if they eventually sneak him back into the lineup.