From Kit Lange Perez
Today I was informed that because I do not care about a little kid in a Trump Halloween costume, pulling his two siblings around dressed like Obama and Hillary in handcuffs, that I am a racist. I had no idea I was such a horrible person. I mean, it’s not like there are other, more pressing issues in this country than what a little kid wears for Halloween. How dare I be so evil?
To atone for my horrific sins, I shall also do the following:
– drop my husband’s last name. I’m obviously appropriating his culture.
– never make homemade tortillas again, or any other Mexican, Asian, or Southern food that could be considered “soul food.”
– delete all my Spanish apps and books on Kindle. I will also stop speaking Spanish at home. I’m way too racist to speak another language.
– put all my hoop earrings up for sale in the marketplace. I mean, that also helps if I get in a brawl, since I won’t need to get anyone to hold them for me.
Lastly, I will probably have to divorce Eric since I don’t see how we could possibly be married if I’m a racist.
(Maybe this will get me my first FB jail. Lol)
Update: I am also a Nazi apologist, apparently. Careful, everyone. I’m evidently “literally Hitler.”
