Amazon and Barnes & Noble have suddenly removed their listings for an upcoming new book by Dr. Anthony “I’ve Never Been Right About Anything In My Life” Fauci because, in a bit of irony almost too wonderful to be true, the book announcement was the result of an accidental leak. Although Fauci himself maintains that the PR release probably wrote itself and was subsequently spread through a wet market.
The book, scheduled to be released in early November, is called “Expect The Unexpected: Ten Lessons on Truth, Service, and the Way Forward.” Presumably because the publisher turned down the original title, “What The F*ck Have I Done: Lies, Deaths, and Criminal Liability.” And at just 80 pages long, Fauci’s “book” is really more of a pamphlet. Which is unsurprising considering that every lesson he’s actually learned from the pandemic could fit neatly inside a fortune cookie (“Wear pancake makeup on TV so they can’t see you sweat.”)
