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Here is the beginning for a Patriot Dictionary. Feel free to submit suggestions.
| Patriot Expression | Government Translation |
| 2nd Amendment | Gun Control Legislation |
| Bible | Koran |
| Bill of Rights | Social Justice |
| Christian | Right Wing Extremist |
| Domestic Enemy | Elected Official |
| Economic Collapse | Reset |
| Fast & Furious | Phony Scandal |
| Free Market Capitalism | Fair Share |
| Illegal Alien | Undocumented Worker |
| Illegal Domestic Surveillance | National Security |
| Equal Justice | Racist |
| Militarization of the Police | Public Safety |
| Morality | Gay Rights |
| Muslim Extremist | Muslim Brotherhood |
| Patriot | Domestic Terrorist |
| Redistribution | Entitlements |
| Rule of Law | Rule of Man |
| The Constitution of the United States | Executive Orders |
| Tribute | Taxes |
| Tyranny | Government Safety Net |
Economic Boost = Food Stamps
Domestic Oil Drilling = Climate Change!
Beautiful August Weather = Climate Change!
Rodeo Clown = Racist Domestic Terrorist