Russian Government Hacked White House Computer System, CNN Reports

A few months ago, Sony used a ridiculous “hacking” publicity stunt to generate some $40 million more in revenues for what would otherwise have been the latest Seth Rogan “comic” flop, in which the film agency  blamed North Korea for hacking its computer system, a hack which was subsequently revealed to be the result of disgruntled former employee. Fast forward to today, when moments ago CNN reported that Russian hackers which according to left “tell-tale codes and other markers that they believe point to hackers working for the Russian government”, had penetrated the White House computer system.

Of course, reading beyond just the first paragraph reveals that this was anything but an actual hack: as CNN reports, “the White House has said the breach only ever affected an unclassified system.” So anyone could have accessed it really. But for the sake of the second cold war let’s make it seem that Vladimir Putin had nothing better to do than to sift through Obama’s golfing schedule and discover what his true handicap is. And now it’s clearly time to declare war on Syria’s Assad in retaliation, right?

The humor continues:

The hackers had access to sensitive information such as real-time non-public details of the president’s schedule. While such information is not classified, it is still highly sensitive and prized by foreign intelligence agencies, U.S. officials say.

It is also, well, public. It is unclear if Putin is now also in possession of Obama’s real birth certificate.

It gets better.

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Phil
Phil
11 years ago

Hacked my butt, he allowed himself to be hacked, he does work for the Marxists, does he not. and is he not the son of satan doing his bidding. his days are numbered like Herod’s days were. let him eat his $100.00 per lb. of Kolbe Beef from Japan, because very shortly it will be his last, just like Judas, he hung himself and his bowels gushed out, this would be a fitting end to this evil worm of a man or thing , or what ever he is.

Tom Angle
11 years ago
Reply to  Phil

The sad part is that they claimed to be hacked, yet allowed access for months. The first thing you do when a system has been compromised is to shut it down then isolate it and determine what happened. You do not bring it back online until you do. So if they are lying, they are admitting to being incompetent to a level that verges retardation. Wait, I wonder if my supervisor is working for them

Phil
Phil
11 years ago
Reply to  Tom Angle

mental retardation is a very major problem within the democrap/republicrap parties. these fools are red diaper doper babies in league with every Marxist nation on the planet. they are all enemies from within. how can it not be, you have 81 names of a mixed bag of dog crap between congressman and senators mostly democraps actually signing there names to the Marxist communist party agenda in the U.S.. so what does that tell us, wow. everyone will be hanged at some point from that list for treason/sedition and trading with the enemy from the patriots. the worse thing these red diaper doper babies did was sign there name to a list. believe me there day will come and they will regret every damaging progressive Marxist law they voted on and introduced into law. Also the patriots have the names of everyone in the narrative reader media along with all the Hollywood freak anti jerk Americans. May God curse all of them when the war begins, they are deserving of death for there treasonous acts of terror against the U.S. citizens, these are the real terrorists, not some Isis group which Obongo has managed to train and give arms to, its his army as well as every democrap in both houses.

Tom Angle
11 years ago
Reply to  Phil

Not sure they are retarded. Evil is more like it.

Phil
Phil
11 years ago
Reply to  Tom Angle

Tom, Liberalism=Marxism=Communism=Nazism=Fascism=
Socialism=Democrap/Republicrap Parties. and yes they are evil its like you stated but they are mentally retarded with a bad gene.