Nancy Pelosi has announced that she is both heartbroken and prayerful about her decision to aggressively move forward with impeachment, a serious process which, we’re fairly certain, requires the House Speaker to fellate Satan. Which probably won’t be a party for either of them.
If you think that analysis lacks subtlety, all we can say is: “get used to it.” This is going to be, by design, a long and stultifying nightmare in which the Deep State uses every dirty trick imaginable to get rid of Donald Trump. And frankly, Stilton’s Place is not anxious to spend the coming weeks and months wading through this fetid quagmire and calling out all the lies (and trust us, their name will be Legion).
