Springfield

I think I’d have blasted him w/ a shotgun right through the window…. Machete on my front lawn butchering a cat? That’s a threat to my personal safety, castle doctrine kicks in in Tennessee… Hell, I’d just drag the carcass to the lake and let the catfish have ’em.

We’re a few days from the inevitable “OK, migrants actually are eating cats, dogs, ducks, geese, and other random park animals, but here is why it’s a good thing” articles from the usual sources.
I’m thinking that the “migrants” shouldn’t be the only ones that are deported.