The Ant and the Grasshopper – Version 3

Version 3: My version

The ant works hard in the withering heat and the rain all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter.

The grasshopper thinks the ant is a fool and laughs and dances and plays the summer away.

Come winter, the shivering grasshopper calls a press conference and demands to know why the ant should be allowed to be warm and well fed while he is cold and starving. The media begins their usual fact-twisting liefest while all the socialists begin their usual class-warfare while all the race-baitors get cranked up while the politicians begin showboating for votes and making up more stupid laws …

In this version, the ants see what is coming – they realize that they will get exactly what they tolerate. Instead of ignoring the warning signs the ants start making preparations. When the grasshoppers, the occupiers, the parasites, the unions and the president come to take their ‘fair share’, the ants swarm them. The 99 ‘centers are torn into bite size chunks and stuffed into the pantry. The few of the media, politicians, commies and parasites that just barely make it outta town will not be coming back.

The ants put up signs around their properties that say “Private Property. Grasshoppers shot on sight”.

The End.

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