Who Are the True Terrorists?

Greetings fellow radicals and anarchists! Did everyone remember to bring their molotov cocktails, surface-to-air missiles, super-duper-automatic machine guns that never run out of ammo, and a healthy snack?

Question: after reading the statement above, how many of you know that I’m joking? All of you?! Wow, that’s great – because nobody at the FBI is in on the joke at all.

An article in Newsweek, which I frankly didn’t know still existed, is detailing the FBI’s new definitions of potential terrorists who absolutely deserve the agency’s highest attention (and detention) for espousing the “wrong” socio-political views. Hint: if you ever voted for Donald Trump, you’re already a terrorist! Aloha Snackbar!

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tom finley
tom finley
1 year ago

Hillary Clinton just came out and said that Trump supporters need to be re-educated. Do you think these people are joking? How much time do you think we have, before they start arresting and culling us? That last question is rhetorical, we have run out of time, they are already arresting and culling the herd. We need to man up and stand and fight.

The Southern Nationalist
The Southern Nationalist
1 year ago

For a good laugh listen to what this little girl says about the FBI.

Louis Jenkins
Louis Jenkins
1 year ago

If you sleep til 7am change you habit and start getting up no later than 4 am,
even earlier. That’s when the minions s raid undesirables. Have your weapon within hands reach. Reinforce your doors with extra locks. Take your weapon to the range and get to to the point where you hit where you are aiming. Booby trap your yard, put up no trespassing signs, get a barking dog, don’t make it easy on the bastards. If they are coming take a blood count of those who seek to send you to the guligags.

Last edited 1 year ago by Louis Jenkins
tom finley
tom finley
1 year ago
Reply to  Louis Jenkins

I always wake up at around 4am, never be more than three feet away from your weapon. I intend on getting a blood count and then some.

Aime Hart
Aime Hart
1 year ago

I wanna go back to the fighter jet that “crashed” near some homes out in the country but no one heard it! I call Bull.
Was someone planning to bring an F35 to go with those molotov cocktails? And would it happen by chance to have been armed with the missing nuke from Minot?
Air Force base that lost explosives: We’re also missing a machine gun -- The Washington Post